Here is a real nice live performance of Kenny Wayne Shepherd playing “Blue On Black” in Germany. Jam on!
Our Song of the day for October 29th, 2019 Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band “Blue on Black”
On October 29th there are 53 days until the first day of winter.
There are 64 days until New Year’s Day.
There are 124 days until the first day of spring.
There are 214 days until the first day of summer.
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The TV channel Gold’s eighth annual ranking, which is chosen by a panel chaired by the comedy critic Bruce Dessau, was put to 2,000 UK voters. Check out top 20 jokes. 1. Q: What is Dominic Cummings’ favourite Christmas song? A: Driving Home for Christmas 2. Q: Did you hear that production was down at Santa's workshop? A: Many of his workers have had to Elf isolate! 3. Q: Why didn't Mary and Joseph make it to Bethlehem? A: All Virgin flights were cancelled 4. Q: Why are Santa's reindeer allowed to travel on Christmas Eve? A: They have herd immunity 5. Q: Why did the pirates have to go into lockdown? A: Because the "Arrrr!" rate had risen 6. Q: Why is it best to think of 2020 like a panto? A: Because eventually, it's behind you 7. Q: Why couldn't Mary and Joseph join their work conference call? A: Because there was no Zoom at the inn 8. Q: Why can't Boris Johnson make his Christmas cake until the last minute? A: He doesn't know how many tiers it should have 9. Q: What do the Trumps do for Christmas dinner? A: They put on a super spread 10. Q: Which Christmas film was 30 years ahead of its time? A: Home Alone 11. Q: How do you play Dominic Cummings Monopoly? A: Ignore the rules, move anywhere on the board you like, and never Go To Jail 12. Q: Why won't Santa lose any presents this year? A: He's downloaded Sack and Trace 13. Q: How is the pandemic like my stomach after Christmas? A: It'll take ages to flatten the curve 14. Q: How is Prince Andrew coping with the stresses of Christmas this year? A: Fine. No sweat 15. Q: Why wasn't Rudolph allowed to take part in vaccine trials? A: Because they only wanted guinea pigs 16. Q: Which government scheme supports Christmas dinner? A: Eat Sprout To Help Out 17. Q: How can you get out of talking to your boss at this year's staff Christmas party? A: Put him on mute 18. Q: How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he's visited? A: He keeps a logbook 19. Q: Who dresses in red and gives to the children this Christmas? A: Marcus Rashford 20. Q: Why did Mary and Joseph have to travel to Bethlehem? A: Because they couldn't book a home delivery #joke #christmas Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net
- 22 Latest Christmas cracker jokesby firstname.lastname@example.org on December 25, 2020 at 11:58 am
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- 17 new Thanksgiving jokes for 2020by email@example.com on November 26, 2020 at 11:53 am
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