Song of the October 21st 2019 MTB’s “Can’t You See”

Last week at the grocery store, I saw a man slipping celery into other people's shopping carts...I believe he was a stalker. #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net

After receiving a beautiful haircut, a doctor asks the barber, “How much do I owe you?” “Oh, I never charge a doctor,” the barber replies. “You all do such good, important work.” The next morning, the barber arrives at his shop and finds a thank you note and a bottle of wine on his doorstep from the doctor.Later that day, a police officer walks into the same barbershop. After a beautiful haircut, the police office asks the barber, “How much do I owe you?” “Oh, I never charge a police officer,” the barber replies. “You all do such good, important work.” The next morning, the barber arrives at his shop and finds a thank you note and a box of candy on his doorstep from the police officer. Later that day, a priest walks into the same barbershop. After a beautiful haircut, the priest asks the barber, “How much do I owe you?” “Oh, I never charge a priest,” the barber replies. “You all do such good, important work.” The next morning, the barber arrives at his shop and finds twelve priests on his doorstep. #joke #doctor Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net

It was my wedding day, and no one was happier than my 78-year-old mother.But as she approached the church doors, an usher asked, “Which side are you on?”“Oh, no,” she said. “Are they fighting already?” #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net

If I eat healthy today, then I can have one piece of candy as a reward.If I eat unhealthy, I can have the whole bag. #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net

Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3?In charge of the release dates, Yoda was. #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net